My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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