i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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