Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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