He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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