I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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