Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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