My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
third nipple confirmed
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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