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you win
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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What drink are we having for lunch?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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