nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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