The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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