I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
