My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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