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• (248): View more from Michigan

  well I can't set my house on fire every night

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• (858): View more from California

  that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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• (323): View more from California

  Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"

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• (585): View more from New York

  You were more fun when you didn't have morals.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.

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