i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.