Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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rhymes with "ouble enetration"

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I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

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(513): View more from Ohio

i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics

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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.

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(516): View more from New York

Man, jail baloney is awful.

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(619): View more from California

He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.

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(850): View more from Florida

I'd cum for enchiladas.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.

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