a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS