We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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