Are we in a gay sports bar?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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