the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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