I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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