i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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