Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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