Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I hope mine doesn't look like that
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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