: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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