he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have post one night stand depression
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