I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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