I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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