why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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