Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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