if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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