Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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