We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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