Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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