I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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