ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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