It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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