let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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