It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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