I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
