Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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