check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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