And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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