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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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