I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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