She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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