I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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