What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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