Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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