you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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