You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You've changed since you got that strap on
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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