Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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