I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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