haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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