Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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