The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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