so explain again why im purple
no
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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