it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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