what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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