I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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