Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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