I hate your face
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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