She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
