What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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