Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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