I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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